is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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