No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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