i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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