What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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