Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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