i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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