Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish my penis had a tongue
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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