I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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