PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he shaved USA in his pubs
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
