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and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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