haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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