i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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