told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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