I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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