I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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