then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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