im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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