Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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