Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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