i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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