i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
