he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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