if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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