at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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