last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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