On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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