Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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