Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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