i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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