When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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