I am full of burrito and curiosity
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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