Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize
