i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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