You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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