There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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