I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I understand Curling. That high.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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