Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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