its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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