also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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