so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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