The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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