Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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