The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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