dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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