just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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