So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just had sex on a roof
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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