Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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