i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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