Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am naked and annoyed.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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