bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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