Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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