How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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